Que the drums! I love that song.. yeah it’s old but it’s a goodie. Welcome to my ad. If you will please have a seat, refreshments are coming out shortly... the show is about to begin.
Always wanted to say that. :)
What exactly can I say that hasn’t already been said? It’s hard to stand out in this sea of naked... and saying I offer the best massage in town or that you won’t regret calling me is so boring.. so instead, I’ve decided to point out what I don’t offer. Ya ready? Here I go.
I don’t upcharge. Which means my rates are flat!
My pics are not fake! What you see is what you get!
You won’t get rushed. You pay for an hour, your arse gets an hour.. no pun intended.
You don’t get attitude... because I love my job. And I’m good at it.
Last but not least.. you won’t get it a hangover from my body buzzes!!! That’s a win win.
I don’t know about you but I would call me! :)
So let’s do the dang thing!!!
My name is Ryan. I look forward to making you a regular.