Sunday's can kiss my ...

Grits. Who likes grits? I’m a southern gal so naturally I have to like them! They aren’t too bad if you add stuff.. like butter, bacon, shrimp, cheese, crab legs, filet mignon, backed potato and a salad.... wash it down with some sweet tea. That’s how you eat grits.

Not sure why I am talking about grits..... I’m bored or hungry. Those are my only two emotions. I’m a simple girl really. Feed me and entertain me. :)

Now this ad is sounding like a dating profile... let’s get back to basics here..

I’m working today. But I hate the word “work” I actually love my job. I’m located in south Scottsdale. I’ve got flat rates and half a pancake left over in my fridge that I’m willing to part with for that one lucky client. I know what you’re thinking.. “ man this chick is generous” and you would be right!! So don’t delay and call me today! Actually if you delay, I’m also working on Monday too so there’s that...

Okay, I said enough. Call me for an appointment!! Tyler.

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Why are you still here? I am done talking.. I got nothing else really to discuss.. now it’s your turn. Pick up your phone... call me!
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Seriously.... that’s the end of my ad. I exited stage left.... I dropped the mic.... curtains down.


See ya soon!


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  • Location: Scottsdale
  • Provider ID: #151415
  • Latest Activity: Nov 03, 2019